New Year's Resolutions, I have decided, are pointless wastes of time. Not so much because they are quickly abandoned, but because so many people delude themselves into thinking that they are really going to make their life better in the new year. Get over yourself. Your life will not be any better this year just because you will it into being.

Your life will be better if, and only if, you make plans. Make a decision and make a plan. Do something with your life. And quit telling me what you're going to do. Just do it.